I'm currently thinking of a hypothetical device -- for radiant heat --
that emits a spectrum of EM radiation with a maximum wavelength of
100,000 nm and a minimum wavelength of 3,000 nm. This is known as the
Infrared-C -- or IRC -- spectrum The intensities [i.e. photons-per-
second-per-square-meter] of light emitted are equal throughout the
spectrum, no one wavelength is of greater or less intensity than
another. This hypothetical device does not emit any wavelength of EM
radiation out side of the IRC range. In addition, the emission of the
IR-C light is constant, non-flickering and non-pulsatile. The shape of
the panel emitting this radiation is square or rectangular depending
on the application. In any case, the panel faces downward from the
ceiling -- or other "top" -- of an enclosure and emits the IR-C light
downwards. The IR-C light emitted is non-polarized and incoherent.
Is it physically-possible to construct such a device? If so, does such
a device already exist? If it does, where can I find it?
I’m thinking of three applications for this theoretical device.
Depending on the intensity, this IR-C could be used simulate a
sunbathe, to carbonize human feces [in a septic tank], or to broil
In the case of the 'sunbathe', the maximum intensity of the IRC light
should result in the maximum temperature one can experience without
any discomfort or injury to any extent. This IRC light makes you feel
like you're basking on the beach when the sun as at its highest point
[~ 12:00 pm usually].
For the broiler and waste management [of human excrement], the max.
intensity should result in a temperature that’s just high-enough to
reach the smoking point [carbonization temperature] of the organic
material with the highest smoking point. Substances with carbon and
hydrogen will emit smoke when heated to the smoking point. Different
organic substances have different smoking points. Many foods taste
better with a little bit of smoke. I like my cookies slightly burnt.
For basking, this lamp should be on the ceiling of the room it is in
and emit downwards to the person inside the room, to give the actual
feel of sunbathing. I’m relaxed just thinking about this basking room.
For broiling, obviously, the cooking is from the top. Same for
carbonizing human digestive waste. The burning is done from the top.
In addition, for broiling food and managing human colon waste, all
oxygen in the broiler [or septic tank in the case of the latter] is
removed to aid in the smoking/carbonization process. Following this,
the broiler/septic-system is sealed for air-tightness and the lamps do
Unlike for broiling food [where only top of the product is
carbonized], the septic tank completely carbonizes all the organic
compounds in the feces throughout. Again the IR-C emitting panel is on
the top of the septic tank and when the tank is full, the tank has all
it’s oxygen removed, the tank is then sealed [for air-tightness], and
the IR-C lamp panel turns on to max intensity to convert the waste
into smoke and carbon. The septic tank is kept closed and sealed until
what used to be crap [literally] cools down to a temperature safe for
Who wants to handle human crap?
Sounds like a fetish deal to me...