Woodworking as Colon Therapy?

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Ok, I'll admit in advance that this sounds bizarre but it's a phenomenon that I've experienced for several years. I'll head out to the garage/woodshop in the evening to do my thing and within 5 minutes, I'm in the bathroom having to ummm... well... clear the colon. Why, I don't know... it's really strange. I'll even try to go before I go out but to no avail... I'm wondering if woodworking is just do darn relaxing to me that my internal organs rejoice when I go out in my shop.

Am I really weird or are there others out there with this occurance? And if there are others, are they even willing to admit it?

Anyhoo, thanks for listening.

Cole N. Blow

Paul in MN · Accepted Answer

Never really noticed that before, but I do remember when I had dial upconnections that it would always happen when I finally got a goodconnection, and of course was paying by the minute.....Paul

Leon · Answer

I guess wood working shows you that you are really full of it.

KB8QLR · Answer

It used to happen to me when I went to singles dances. I think it wasnerves. So I took exlax the night before. That did the trick.Joe

Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Answer

Back when I was in high school, I never had to pee until after I'd suited up forfootball practice.  Then I HAD to pee.  It never failed.

Tom Robison · Answer

I find that telephone calls can be a rectal trigger mechanism.Tom

Mortimer Schnerd, RN · Answer

All this time I thought it was the other way around....

Vic Baron · Answer

Hmmm - in the book "Sex & the Single Woman" of many years ago, the author talked about women leaning against the vibrating washing machine for sexual pleasure. Do modern day woodworking women use the tablesaw for the same purpose?

Inquiring minds...................

vgb

RB · Answer

Not if it's properly aligned and balanced.  Remember a nickel should stand on edge on the table when it's running.  ;-)RBVic Bar

Upscale · Answer

be working with a pile of sharp, dangerous machinery capable of decapitatingbody parts. After that, it's just the body reacting normally.

Sean Dinh · Answer

I doubt it. TS vibrate too fast...Vic Bar

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