I was looking at a table saw in a store and a lady bumped into me because she was texting. She dropped the phone on the salesman's foot, he stumbled and bruised himself on a stack of wood. The manager came over and got a paper cut while writing up the report. I used my smartphone to take pictures of the scene and got a cramp in my thumb. The paramedic's bag got caught on the doorway and yanked his shoulder out of alignment. The commotion scared an old lady and she fainted, knocking some paint cans off a shelf which rolled over the salesman's other foot (remember the salesman?). One of the paint cans opened and 2 young children were bothered by the smell, causing them to start crying. Mom tried to rush them out of the store, but she tripped over the old lady, hurting her knees (her's, not the old lady's). A lawyer was nearby and he got so blinded by the dollar signs flashing in front of his eyes that he walked into a vendor's display case, breaking his nose.
Each individual incident needs to be categorized so that we can keep the stat's accurate.