Verry OT - Ten Reasons For Not Drinking

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Any of you guys here?

JOAT It was too early in the morning for it to be early in the morning. That was the only thing that he currently knew for sure.

- Clodpool

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J T
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Bob Martin

That first one surely doesn't resemble me!

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Gerald Ross

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ChrisGW

If it did, we wouldn't want to know.

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Upscale

Now that *is* funny.

You missed the point of what he said Chris. The other 3.5 images *are* reasons for drinking.

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Upscale

That should have been "other 2.5 images". Guess I mentally conjured up a few other images. :)

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Upscale

Had the same problem with FireFox. Right-click on the half image, select "view image", then after the image is displayed, go back and hit reload (or you may not even have to do that) -- the rest of the images also appear. Appears to be something wrong with that one 1/2 image or the way FireFox decodes it

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Mark & Juanita

No "Who the hell is Ruby" while looking at the new tatoo on your chest.

No Congratulations On Your Engagement phone calls to wake you up Saturday morning.

No wracking your brain trying to remember much of the previous night's events and the name of the girl you might now be engaged to marry.

No need to fruitlessly try and explain - to the armed Guardia Nacional - why one of the passengers in your car mooned the Presidente of their country.

No bullet holes in the trunk of your car because you thought you could Out Run THEM.

No bent over hour long conversations with RALPH EARL O'ROURKE on the Porcelin Telephone.

No need to have to try and deal with a spinning room that isn't, in fact, spinning.

No looking in the mirror trying to figure out why your lip is sticking out like a duck and only one eye can be opened.

No One Phone Call - from the Carcel Modelo (model prison for those who can't read and translate spanish into english).

No awakening on the beach as God's Flashlight (the sun) blinds you and sets off a wave of nausea.

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charlie b who started with rum and cokes, quickly developed a taste for scotch and more or less quit drinking six years later, at the age of 18.

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charlieb

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