Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more?
Dude Two: Nah - them old guys is no fun. They got HEPA filters
on their newsreaders.
Dude One: Yeah..............What's a HEPA filter, Dude?
Dude Two: "Helps Eliminate Pains in the Ass".
Dude One: Wow.......that's deep.
Dude Two: Got any more Yoohoo?
Dude One: No, Dude - I put it in the bong.
Dude Two: Got any dope for the bong?
Dude One: Sold it to buy the Yoohoo.
Dude Two: I think I saw this episode.
Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.
Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.
(commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
in suppository form...)
Tom Watson - WoodDorker