The Twelve Days Of Christmas - WoodDorker Style

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A catalogue from Lee Valley.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight wooden milk cans, Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine ladies' work gloves, Eight wooden milk cans, Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten Loyd's a-puzzling, Nine ladies' work gloves, Eight wooden milk cans, Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven pipe clamps clamping, Ten Loyd's a-puzzling, Nine ladies' work gloves, Eight wooden milk cans, Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drums a-sanding, Eleven pipe clamps clamping, Ten Loyd's a-puzzling, Nine ladies' work gloves, Eight wooden milk cans, Seven swans a-chiseling, Six geese a-flying, Five gold box rings, Four spalted billets, Three French curves, Two saws for dovetails, From the catalogue of Lee Valley.

Part The Second: Every year there's some guy that calculates the cost of all the items in the Twelve Days Of Christmas. I wonder what this one would cost.)

Tom Watson - WoodDorker tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)

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If you have to ask the price -- perhaps you should not be woodorking with Lee Valley Tools. tic.

:-)

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WillR

Would you really like to see the Twelve Days Of Christmas be geared towards Harbor Freight?

Tom Watson - WoodDorker tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)

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Blasphemer!

Greg G.

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On Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:20:10 +0000, with neither quill nor qualm, Tom Watson quickly quoth:

Grok that, Will.

Nah, I don't do xmas muzak at -all-. But with the annual hikes and diminishing value of our dollar compared to theirs, They're looking more and more like Lie Nielsen and Rolls Royce to my matched set of crowmarks crowbars.

--== May The Angst Be With You! ==-- -Yoda, on a bad day --

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Larry Jaques

On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 19:35:56 -0500, Tom Watson scribbled:

Thank you Tom.

I printed it out and three of us wooddorkers as well as another 10 people or so enjoyed singing it at our traditional Christmas Eve dinner.

Luigi Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address

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Luigi Zanasi

Shazzam!

I'd like to hear a recording of that bad boy!

Tom Watson

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