Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I think she told you she had $4,000
to spend on her dream man. You unfortunately assumed she meant you, but in
fact she's coming to live with me. Would you let her know to bring me a 14"
bandsaw (preferably a Laguna), and a DC with a cyclone. That'll only blow
$1500 and then I'm going to use the rest of the money on a little vacation
for the two of us.
To tell you the truth, I don't care what you get because I'm bummed it isn't
me... You suck, your wife sucks, your tools suck, and if you have a dog it
sucks too! Of course the pressure on you this Christmas is enormous.
Snicker, snicker, serves you right...
Larry C in Auburn, WA
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