Things you want to remember if you want to be a plumber:
1) Friday is payday
2) Never bite your fingernails
3) Never eat the yellow snow
4) Crap doesn't flow uphill
5) It may smell like crap to you but it smells like money to a plumber**
5) It may be crap to you but it's money to a plumber**
** This also applies to Civil Engineers
Lew