I learned a great deal about how to handle difficult people from
> watching the Hannibal Lecter movie. I have a pretty good refrigerator
> dolly here in the shop and I figure it would be first rate, once I'd
> duct taped the little s**te up, in getting him up the steps of that
> basement. Of course, once I get him in the bed of the truck, I'll
> bungi him to the gang box vertically, so that the police can see that
> I have a troll onboard and will not stop me in the mistaken assumption
> that I am doing anything other than acting in the cause of science. [snip]
Don't forget to wear your dust mask and those gloves you use when gorilla gluing. The damned warts and other stuff are contagious.
-Doug