Mon, Jul 21, 2003, 4:00pm (EDT-2) firstname.lastname@example.org (tnfkajs)
"One good lie can save hours of explanation." <snip>
Just remember, the truth shall set you free. Or something like
Man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he
walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a
nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful
woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one
thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM
and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got
any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds
to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed.
"Where the hell have you been?!?!"
"Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but
they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I
saw this great
looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to
another and I ended up in bed
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You damn liar!!! You
went bowling again!!!"
Let's just take it for granted you don't know what the Hell you're
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 19 Jul 2003. Some tunes I like.