That same drummer:
This band is playing a small bar, and the drummer is really drowning his
sorrows. Between sets he goes into the bathroom. Suddenly a
'blood-curdling scream rings through the bar. About 5 minutes latter a
shrill scream pierces the air of the bar again. The bartender decides
that he had better go see if this guy is okay. Pounding on the door he
asks, "Is everything ok in there?"
"No!" says the drummer. "I'm sittin' on the john, and I tried to flush
when something grabs me by the nuts! I tried again but the same thing
happened! Get help!"
The bartender says, "Let me see if I can help." He opens the door and
says, "You idiot! That's the mop-bucket!!"
Amber had but one thought as she started her new job at the Pentagon:
"Amber, staple. Amber, staple. Amber, staple..."
Ben gazed longingly out the window of the Smithsonian and wondered how many
more goddamn otter skins he'd have to stretch before lunch.
"Sometimes the simple pleasures are the best..." thought Lady Coldbear as
she nailed the kitten to the chesterfield.
Don't llook now fool, but the name of this group isn't "OT" . Your post is
a hindrance and nonsense to those who pay for 'net time by the minute. Keep
it up and i may begin a flood based on your post!
Says the dumbass who turns around and re-quotes the entire post he's bitching
about, thus clogging up the network all over again and making himself guilty of
the very offense he's accusing the OP of...
Repeat after me:
"I am we Todd it. I am sofa king we Todd it."
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