OT: - Fallujah FIght

RonB · 2009-09-03T19:12:48+00:00

Fallujah FightA U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came uponan Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the oppositeside of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less seriousstate. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was givento both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what hadhappened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along thehighway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saweach other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelledto him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who gotwhat he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. SoI said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!""And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when adamned truck hit us."