From another list.
==================================A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
impervious to its' slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Ray, the WalMart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.