I know someone who put a nail in his eye.
Baloney. The cost of *my* energy and time is far more.
If you're too stupid to use a nail gun, I suggest you stay in bed.
Utter nonsense. That must be why carpenters use nail guns now. It costs them more money.
You *are* a fool. Ever hear of coated nails? Ever see a board split when you whack it with a hammer/nail?
You must be a Democrat.