Gawd, you sure know how to screw up good 100 proof vodka.
Best way to serve 100 proof vodka:
2 fingers, 38F, 100 proof vodka, served in a chilled martini glass straight up while wearing insulated gloves.From a distance of at least 10 ft, quietly whisper "vermouth" with your back turned to glass.
This step is critical least you be labeled as: "LOUDMOUTH"
Lew