I know most of you guys have dust collection systems and those nice air filters that change the air every 3 minutes in your shops. I have a problem with the air in my shop of quite a different kind and need your help in getting this air back to normal...
DOG FARTS.
It all started at the grocery store when I was buying my best buddy his most favorite food. ALPO. In the bag, dry kind. I spotted those big cans of the stuff on the shelf and saw it was on special for .79 cents a can so I bought him a few as a treat for being such a good boy.
BIG MISTAKE.
He devoured the first can along with his bowl of the dry stuff and wanted more. I thought, why not, he's been pretty good this month. So I gave him the second can. That was yesterday evening. Tonight I just about puked when the smell hit my nose. I thought the rottenstone had gone bad, a critter had climbed into the shop and died, or maybe there was a leak in the plumbing somewhere. Then I heard the putt putt every few minutes....
WHEW!
This was the kind of smell that would make my friend Tommy wreck a new truck in the ditch, on purpose to get away from it, while puking. It was so bad that the neighbors threatened to burn down my house, everyone on the street was out wondering what that smell was and the cops wanted to call in the HAZMAT team.
I love this old boy, but if this keeps up I won't have a nose left.
What do you guys do when your best helper has a bad case of the vapors?