Trouble is we need the space and being Ash I understand that can be burnt 'green' so we are looking to get rid asap.
As it happens my Mum has reserved a couple of bits to make plant stands, as has my sister and niece, less to have to cut up. ;-)
Me-laddo had a go with the grenade on one of the other chogs and whilst it did eventually yeald to some properly swung sledge hammer blows it didn't split as easily or the way expected (several times).
Based on the fact I like tools and cutting things up I'm considering getting one if the 10 tonne splitters like the one you ordered and not only will it help resolve this current issue it will save on any gym membership fees (should I ever get that urge etc).
Add to that a cycle powered chainsaw and deliver the wood in my boat or cycle trailer. ;-)
We don't really do either of those and haven't been beaten yet! ;-)
Cheers, T i m