Wellingtons

[Bob Hobden]

There is actually a medical term called "Mower Foot". So it's not uncommon. One accident and you are crippled for life.

[Rod Speed]

It is actually quite uncommon.

Bullshit.

[Fakir Neejit]

You should take advice from Rod Speed. He'd probably tell you to make sure that the top of the wellies are big enough to accommodate both your legs and the back legs of a ewe.

[alan_m]

Isn't that just Welsh wellies?

[Fakir Neejit]

Certainly not! The Australians are renowned for such practices.

[charles]

I thought it was New Zealand that had the sheep not Oz.

[Fredxx]

Australia has twice as many sheep as New Zealand.

[charles]

more to go round then?

[Rod Speed]

We both do, but they have far more per head of humans than we do

[Sam Plusnet]

Kiwis point the finger at Ozzies. Ozzies make a reciprocal gesture.

[Rod Speed]

But they have twice as many sheep per person as we have.

[Tim Streater]

You mean they point the finger at themselves?

[Fakir Neejit]

Does that mean you ozzies have to work harder to get a good looking one?

[alan_m]

They are not that fussy.

[Rod Speed]

Yeah, we even let you whinging poms show up here for a while until we realised that everyone else was much better value and brought with them vastly better food etc.

[Sam Plusnet]

There are dictionaries out there.

[Tim Streater]

No, in here. Right-click on a word, select "Look up 'xxxx'". Works with most apps here.

[Andrew]

"Less Bovver than a Hovver"

If you are using any rotary powered lawnmower and are pulling it backwards and trip, your immediate reaction is to grip the handle harder, thus keeping the engine going.

[Andrew]

Surely an angle grinder with a 'chain saw' disc ?

[Andrew]

"Flymo toes"

Alarmingly common at Easter in decades past