Toilet design - national preferences

[ARWadsworth]

Have you ever met a child or have you only ever read about them?

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember Andy Dingley saying something like:

Supposed to be an appendectomy, but the surgeon was drunk.

[ARWadsworth]

He has obviously never spent any time with kids. Or if he has, he has turned them into precocious little bastards and never let them have any fun. Strikes me as the type of wanker that instead of letting a couple of kids have a kickabout with a football would pull out a copy of the FA rules and ensure that the kids understood the offside rule before they could play.

[geoff]

In message , MM writes

Well having actually been stepfather to three kids of that age bracket in Germany for something over 5 years, I have to say that you are, as usual, talking durch deinen Arsch again

As for Italy where I have also lived, their attitude to sex is totally hung up through their RC influence

[geoff]

In message , MM writes

Is that why you hang around outside school with a raincoat and wellies?

Education ?

[Steve Walker]

I have heard of at least one child saying that they have "a tummy ache in my head" because they were used to tummy aches, but not headaches. A childs concept of anatomy is somewhat flexible!

SteveW

[geoff]

Has he ever had a woman?

[geoff]

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Yup - that about sums it up

"mummy, where do babies come from?"

"Well, Johnny, once upon a time there was a thing we call the big bang ..."

If you really want to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth (well to an approximation, anyway)

[geoff]

In message , MM writes

Just take an alligator enema MM

... please

[geoff]

In message , MM writes

So, why not f*ck off to one of your imaginary more enlightened destinations then?

I think that you are in a time warp of what parents were like 30 years ago

Our little island has moved on, you haven't

[geoff]

In message , Tim Streater writes

He's been abroad, you know

International Man of Mystery's little brother

talking of whom ...

"DRIVEL, DRIVEL, DRIVEL"

see if he appears

[geoff]

+1

[Tim Streater]

Baaaaaah! Baaaah!

[MM]

Why aren't you in school today???

MM

[MM]

And all this because you insist babies grow in mummy's tummy?

"precocious little bastards" "wanker" "football" "FA rules"

You forgot the kitchen sink...

MM

[MM]

Yeah, like I'll go to the doctor and say, doc, I've got a problem with my tummy, and he says, why are you pointing at your foot? And I go, that's where the pain is!

MM

[MM]

Does the farmer know you've lost your ear tag?

MM

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[ARWadsworth]

Well the child needs a bloody good hiding for talking rubbish:-)

[ARWadsworth]

I have made no such claim and nor has any other poster.