Thoughts from the shower #2

"David W.E. Roberts" wrote in news:bftl15$ih5o2$ snipped-for-privacy@ID-122774.news.uni-berlin.de:

"So, M'lud, there is a totally innocent explanation: my client was caulking her seals at the time..."

But would it stand up in court?

Deep breaths and calm......

....sorry to disappoint but I am not posting this all naked and wet ;-}

True, true.

They don't have to be British Standard. Assuming it's your bath, they just have to be you and your chosen fellow bather. And they come in lots of non-standard sizes, and in various international flavours.

Or he thought it would be a bit odd for him to ask your wife to get in the bath with him, as a rough guide!

"It was for professional purposes only!

It is, but minimum stress occurs to the seals when they are moved the minimum through out the min to max bath stressing. Thus the seals should be applied at _half_ the maximum bath stress.

So the average British bath requires 3 seals to be applied while the bath is full of water and containing 2 people, but those people must also be hanging from the light fitting so as to halve the amount of stress they put on the bath.

We must also have the plumber in the room of course to apply the seals.

Due to the obvious risk of electrocution the electricity must be turned off and the light bulb socket pins earth bonded in the usual way.

So correct procedure would involve the following in the room, all at once: bath filled with water

All this is to apply what? Sillycone sealant of course.

Regards, NT

ROFLMAO !!!!! The appliance of science ?

All very easy for you to say, but what am I going to do with the baby Hippo I ordered from Screwfix?

Well, maybe it'll come in handy in woodwork, when you need to mark out a hippo-teneuse?

Regards, NT