This magical day

One can't help wondering how the sewage system will cope with an extra 200K vagrants. The BBC should at least have a camera crew down the main sewer, with Naga Munchetti presenting perhaps.

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stuart noble
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What would that be ,2 to 3 thousand tonnes of Crap, 5 to 8 thousand tonnes of Piss.

Just a drop in the ocean.

They don?t run any more but when they did it would have meant only a few extra runs for the Bovril Boats.

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I believe that approaching periods of peak load like Christmas they used to do an extra runs to keep the storage tanks as empty as possible.

GH

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Marland

I think Harry should have included 'obey' in his vow to see what the reaction would be :-)

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Scott

If you drive along te A14 past Cambridge on a sunny saturday morning, past the sewage works, you can smell the beer and curry...

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The Natural Philosopher

Move the whole of the BBC down there, it's where they belong after all.

Still "I will!" of course. You think that woman's going to miss a chance like this?

BTW, she's wearing white! And the Queen must have okay'd it! As a divorcee (on top of everything else wrong with her) she's not entitled to wear white. Her Maj must being going senile to have allowed it; makes a mockery of the institution of marriage.

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Cursitor Doom

LOL! May their chains sit lightly upon them. ;)

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Cursitor Doom

Surely 'extra runs' would fill up the tanks?

Reply to
Bob Eager

I think 'gay marriage' already did that 100 times over.

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

I wondered if it should be 'I shall'. I don't think so though. Isn't 'shall' standard for the first person with 'will' used for added emphasis - with the reverse position for the second and third persons?

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Scott

I nearly fell for that and would have got wooshed till I realised you were taking the Piss.

GH

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Marland

Thought you'd managed that all on your own.

Reply to
Dave Plowman (News)

As I didn't watch it I don't know what she said, but "I will" is American while in UK we say "I do". Just saying...

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The Other John

We don't though! It's a popular misconception. I don't have my Fowlers within easy reach or I'd look it up. No doubt someone else will. ;-)

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Cursitor Doom

I may be misrembering, after all it's only 50 years, 6 months and 1 day since I had to say it! :)

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The Other John

I could swear I can see her right nipple through that dress ......and where was the father of the groom .? ......

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Jimbo ...

It was a rum do really. Neither of the groom's parents were present.

Bill

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Bill Wright

"Had"???

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harry

And coppers with tit's on their heads, you don't see that very often.

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ARW

AIUI "custodian helmets" are still part of the dress uniform[1]; and they are still worn routinely around the Westminster Parliament - possibly for the tourists to have their photos with them.

[1] though I don't know what Northamptonshire Police do where they decided to get rid of gender-based headgear which they saw as a barrier to recruitment from the non-binary transgender community.
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Robin

Well I could have said "no thanks" but I think the registrar might have been a bit peeved!

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The Other John

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