Smelly room.

[PJ]

I have a smelly room in my house can anyone help. The room is full of excrement but I just cannot think where the smell is coming from.

[Ben]

[Andy Dee]

[BillV]

[Brian G]

[PJ]

Can't be, there are no carpets.

[PJ]

Oh dear, someone with no sense of humour. Ahhh, never mind.

[PJ]

[PJ]

Good point but I'm not English either.

[Graeme]

Hmm! Have you got a door handle on the inside of this room's door?

[Brian G]

PJ,

Read my post again, you will find that it is in direct response to BillV. Unless you are taking the piss again :-)

[PJ]

Yes, a nice Victorian style brass one with fairy lights on. Why?

[PJ]

No sorry, I was just saying I'm not English in an attempt to eliminate that from any suggestions as to what could be causing the smell in the room.

[Graeme]

How do you know the smell is coming from this room?

[Graeme]

How do you know the smell is coming from this room?

[PJ]

Because I can only smell the smell when I'm in the room and no where else. I've had my nose in all crevices but no smell. Just in the room where it's really overwhelming.

[Brian G]

[PJ]

Corrrr, thanks Brian. That's done the trick. I'll use this method if it happens again too. Brill.

(((((((((((((((YES EVERYONE, I was taking the piss!!!))))))))))))))

Now then, anyone got an old piano??!!

[Graeme]

Ah, I see that Brian has solved your problem. I guess you learn something every day. Now go and put a note on your toilet to remind you to flush after use.

[Brian G]

PJ,

Nice to see that you are remaining true to the charter of this group by seeking advice and then doing-it-yourself to solve the problem :-)

Now, what's this about a piano?

Brian G