I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy, dressed in rather shabby orange overalls, asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky - be on your guard !
Been listening to Radio 2 have we ?. Actually that ' joke' appeared on here over 12 months ago.
Dave
At least you didnt get called a sheet product, or you'd have had to knock the sheet outta him.
Sorry its a sheet joke, I know.
NT
There'll be a board meeting about that you know where they'll hammer out until some plank chips in and nail the problem I reckon.
.. and would have worked better in its original form referring to Home Depot, where in some localities, the signs over the aisles are in English and Spanish.
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