We've had a few squirrels - you should see them climb up a wall. You can't help but admire them. But once you've had one, others will follow the scent. They will chew the woodwork in your loft, and the noise is quite worrying. I got a cage trap, and in it I left a milk bottle top full of peanut butter. For me, it usually worked in about half an hour
- the rattling and banging as they try to chew their way out is quite astonishing. You're not allowed to release them, but I don't have the heart to kill them, so I drove them out to a nearby industrial estate at night and let them go. I wore motorcycle gloves in case of a bite, but they just run out.