Here are some tell-tale signs.
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> A weasly little toe rag at the front spouting far left guff.
> A gruesome old boiler egging him on.
> A sea of white and gammon knuckledraggers.
> A zimmer park.
> A bloke with a mop clearing up the leaked piss.
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Yep, On the money, Rod
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Broadback
Not biassed then!
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Roger Hayter
Clever, but misses the mark because we have youth[1] on our side.
[1] nearly said "god", but that's a different song.
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Dave Plowman (News
You must have an odd labour party round your way. The lot canvassing round here were notable for being young.
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Andrew
No-one canvasses round here. They have send their flyers via Royal Mail and that's it.
The Labour candidate is an identikit Labour hopeful, young 30's female, a lawyer, involved in 'human rights'.
Right, that means she lives off the back of a charity that gets secret funding from the taxpayer (quite possibly via overseas aid, who knows?).
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Dave Plowman (News
My current MP and candidate is a qualified doctor, who worked at the local hospital. The previous one now Mayor of London.
But I'm perfectly sure you'd rather have BoJo, Gove or Moggy as your MP to some qualified lawyer. Or more likely the best qualified of all, Farage.
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Tim Streater
Or secret funding from the EU, which makes her a snouter.
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Andrew
Well we used to have Nick Herbert who did the job well enough. When I complained about the insecurity of the new companies house website, he got me an answer fairly quickly (but not a solution).
Will your qualified doctor candidate pay back the hundreds of thousands of pounds the TAXPAYER paid to put him/her through UNI, and ongoing training, plus £million+ RPI pension if he or she is elected and then in line for an even more massive salary, expenses and pensions ?. No, thought not.
Khan is the most ineffective mayor London has EVER had. What is the point of him ?. How much of HIS legal work was funded by the taxpayer, and how much through honest hard work ?.
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Mark
so Dave are you going to vote for the SWP, Militant tendency, Momentum, wherever the Labour party really is now under Jeremy Corbyn ?
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Tim Streater
He'll vote for Fascist Labour as usual.
I see they're all foaming at the mouth on Twitter over that kid at that hospital in Leeds. Turns out that he was seen within 20 minutes of arrival, was on a hospital trolley, his mother put him on the floor to take some pix, after which he climbed back on the trolley and went home soon after.
So much for "having to sleep on the floor". Bit like Jezza and his non-quest for a seat on that train.
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Bob Eager
That fake news has now been denied by the doctors, the hospital admin and the mother.
Even Laura Kuessenberg has retracted it.
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Brian Gaff (Sofa 2
Obviously not.. ahem. To be honest I personally think that if they had a more dynamic leader left or not then they might win, but Jeremy is so laid back about things he seems almost horizontal sometimes. Shame as I feel he is in fact a very sincere man who does not really want to make waves. Brian
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ARW
My previous MP went to jail for expenses fraud;-)
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Brian Reay
Not to mention being a bunch of anti-Semitic thugs.
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Brian Reay
It is obvious the photo was faked, look at the drip bag.
It is on the floor with the tube going up. That isn?t how they work.
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Richard
Sad thing is that he's more honest than the bunch of leaders there are now.
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Andy Burns
Dave's previous MP got away with repaying expenses ... three times.
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Custos Custodum
It's not a drip bag. For a start, there's no means of hanging it from an IV stand. Any drip bag I've ever seen was made of floppy, transparent plastic and had a label identifying its contents. This bag looks like it is made of translucent, slightly stiffer material and appears to be inflated rather than (over)filled with liquid. It's probably part of the O2 delivery system, which would make sense as he had respiratory problems. .
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Dave Plowman (News
Good to have it proved you are so gullible.
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michael adams
Maybe its me that's gullible, thinking you're so gullible as to think Streater is gullible. Streater is a Conservative activist, in other words a pathological liar, for who lying is an unpaid hobby.
michael adams.
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