Just finished redecorating the hallway, and SWMBO decided that it needed a
> new lampshade, so we trotted off to the nearest B&Q. Now this is a big
> store, and they have three complete aisles of light fittings. And not a
> single one was switched on. Not one. How the bloody hell are you supposed
> to make an informed choice, when all the displays are dark. Anyway, she
> chooses a 'shade' that comprises 4 concentric circles of quite delicate
> chains (about like a necklace chain) supporting glass 'crystals' at
> varying heights to create a sort of 'sphere'. At a guess, I'd say that
> there are about 50 of these chains.
Ahem: