she told them they can stick their EV taxi, bean shute and grass seed meals up their arse
fillet steak and V8 range rover or nothing she said
The Queen will not attend COP26 climate change summit
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Oct 27, 2021
Last reply: 4 years ago
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I heard on a radio program that the four cities where residents are most likely to need emergency deliveries of avocados are Oxford (yup), Cambridge (ditto), Newcastle (hmm), and ... <drum roll> GLASGOW. WTF ??
Perhaps she has booked a table at that London restaurant that serves gold-plated steaks at £1,450 a pop.
Andrew
indeed...And who would want to cark it in the near of Glasgow ? .....
they must deep fry them
Actually, she has arthritis and several other issues of age related kind. I think the idea is to try to stay alive till next year, and make the other Royals take up the slack.
The problem is of course that if you do slow down, things you might have died with can easily turn into things you die of instead. I think also its a royal tradition that the medical issues of royalty are not banded about like they are for pop stars and others in the public eye.
Perhaps she could have an Avatar made like the new Abba show? Brian
she has only lived so long because of her pampering and good food.....Glasgow wummin are dead before they get their pension...
It is the deep fried Mars bars that does for them.
indeed
Deep fried haggis is worse. It retains the fat.
So who is buying those "emergency avocados for home deliver" in Glasgow ?
More likely the 2 litre bottles of cider and the 'needles'
and "buckie"
About 25 years ago, when working down there, I had a deep fried Mars Bar from the Chippie in Sheep St in Petersfield, Hants.
Abso-bloody-lutley marvellous!
"Melts in the mouth in seconds, stays on the hips for years!"
but what can you do...
loads of it ...
totly
Try yo-yo dieting; lose a stone, put back on two :-)
very true
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