If you knew with absolute certainty that you were going to die in 48 hours, what would you do?
For example you could drive around and kill as many annoying folk as possible. Cyclists with silly little plastic helmets and lycra and flashing headlamps in the daytime etc.
Well, I think If I were you I'd save fate a job and do it now. Brian
At least it's on topic.
DIY is the penultimate solution.
Methinks a considerable number of contributers have all the ability to go on to infinity and beyond, if they relied on their skillset to escape the mortal coil.
AB
Yes indeed in a kind of perverse way!
A hell of a lot of shredding.
Owain
Being practical, if you are going to die in 48 hours you are probably too sick to do much! Unless of course you intend to kill yourself, which judging by a lot of the posts to J W S would be welcomed in certain quarters. Where and how did this hate campaign originate anyway?
Denis is going to be inserted into his 240 litre food waste bin.
Alexei Sayle wrote a good short story about elderly folk becoming hitmen
- which also ensured they'd get board and lodging for their final years if caught.
There's a certain attraction to the notion.
This is what some elderly japanese do. Commit a crime that will send them to jail. free board and lodging etc.
Are you going to supply one then as I don't have one.
I have a shredder if you want to test it on yourself.
Which is one of the reasons (apart from wasting taxpayers' money on people we don't want in society) for just killing folk instead of having jails.
What could you be so worried about people seeing when you're not around to see them see it?
Because I talk sense and the group can't handle it.
There's no such thing. 240 litres is the size of the general recycling, garden waste, and landfill bins. Who the hell wastes 240 litres of food?!
I've heard of ties getting caught in shredders, but I doubt they'd manage anything the size of a penis or more.
Probably a few people writing "prick" every time I reply, I wouldn't know they're all killfiled.
You talk c*ck and no one wants to handle it.
I have an IQ of 135 and perfect common sense. I disagree with religion, global warming, the EU, health and softy, left wing theft from taxpayers, and all that s**te.
Five years ago or so your IQ was 142. You did not have a job then and you still do not have a job. Prick.
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