OT - What can I buy the wife

The message from "Homer2911" contains these words:

Gliding lessons.

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Guy King
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The secretary decides what he/she wants, buys it, and leaves the invoice on the boss's desk for payment.

The most exciting presents I've ever got have been logoed pens.

Owain

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Owain

Why bother with a watch when there's a clock on the cooker?

;-)

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Eric The Viking

On Sun, 9 Jul 2006 22:31:38 +0100, Eric The Viking wrote (in article ):

Every one a winner.

"Why do brides wear white?"

"To match the other domestic appliances"

Reply to
Andy Hall

I thought you were a master of the way a mans mind does not work!(:-)

Alan

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Alan Holmes

You rotter Mary, here is a fellow who is begging for help and you are refusing to help him thought you have all the information required.

Shame on you!

Alan

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Alan Holmes

I have to go and look at it at least ten times, before making any decision!(:-)

Alan

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Alan Holmes

Is that an invitation?(:-)

Alan

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Alan Holmes

Haha,

Why did god invent shopping trolleys?

...to teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Reply to
Eric The Viking

I must get my glasses checked out. You wouldn't believe what I read that sentence as, but I wondered how delicate an operation putting the logo on would have been...

Reply to
mark_bluemel

You should take a woman with you :-)

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Mary Fisher

Well, seriously, surely something means more if thought has been put into it? Isn't that the main reason we diy?

If you love someone you want to express it in your own way, not someone else's.

Mary

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Mary Fisher

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Mary Fisher

No, because men think it's shameful to have to carry a basket.

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Mary Fisher

When I've finished with Spouse I'll be open to offers.

Mary

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Mary Fisher

Certainly exciting :-)

Mary

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Mary Fisher

The message from mark snipped-for-privacy@pobox.com contains these words:

Well, I read it as Lego.

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Guy King

The message from "Mary Fisher" contains these words:

Oh, you didn't say you wanted it in bold.

Reply to
Guy King

Are you a project manager? ;-)

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Fitz

It's no good to me ... I haven't the equipment.

Mary

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Mary Fisher

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