OT: Boat sinks on great barrier reef.

ABC news revealed today that the pleasure cruiser "Hindsight" sank on the great barrier reef at 3pm, we'll see. It was carrying 6 paying revellers, worse for wear drinking "speedy homebrew". Every drunk was brought safely to shore by sharks, trained by the ships captain Wodney Unlikely Speed (WUS). Captain Speed relives the experience - "It's like this, Bruce, we wuz doin fine, boozin an' that when the stupid bastards got my brew all over the floor, gallons of it. Corse, the only remedy was to drill a bloody 'ole in the floor to let it out (that's after i'd mopped-up the worst of it). Then f*ck me, the boat started to sink. This 'aint right, I know physics me, must've been a water fluke. So anyway, I went out with my other boat "bleedin obvious" and f*ck me, it did the damn same thing. I now know that us in oz have some bloody funny water around these parts. For 40 years i've been doin' this gig and this puerile shit has never happened before". Captain Speed is now under arrest on an attempted murder charge.

We should be so lucky.

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brass monkey
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? Maybe it would sound more convincing if my screenreade had an Oz accent...

Brian

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Brian Gaff

Just turn your screen upside down.

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PeterC

And dangle some corks from it.

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Jules Richardson

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