OT; Anyone in the doghouse?

You are John Terry and I claim my £5. ;-)

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Bruce
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Thanks, I spilled my hot chocolate when I read that!

But I assure you, I was talking about the same person. Honestly. :-)

Reply to
Bruce

Funny how their shares have yielded such good dividends then...

Reply to
John Rumm

I suspect Andy is unaware of the term 'Pearl Necklace'.

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Reply to
The Medway Handyman

"Are you going to follow your wife to the Carribean?"

"Jamaica?"

"No, she went on her own accord."

Reply to
Zhang Dawei

"When we were kids we put a banger in a cows arse"

"rectum ..."

Reply to
geoff

That was the original. Mine was an improv based on that. Genius innit?

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

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Is that in the biblical sense?

Reply to
Zhang Dawei

Nah - the Jakarta one was doing the rounds when I was young, back in the 60s (as was mine as well). I heard a more up to date version a year or so ago which is a bit more extreme, revolving around a young lad and Thailand. I'm sure I have no need to type it in here.

Reply to
Zhang Dawei

I would think anyone buying flowers at Tesco or at a garage was not really putting any thought into the gift.

Colin Bignell

Reply to
Nightjar

But is that why blokes buy flowers? I reckon its simply because we know we will get stick if we don't.

Reply to
The Medway Handyman

Nightjar They don't sell Strelitzia

"I gave her some flowers."

"Strelitzia?"

"No, she...."

Reply to
Ian White

Better descriptions here

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Reply to
ARWadsworth

I wouldn't. A gift is appreciated, but not expected, even after nearly

40 years together.

Colin Bignell

Reply to
Nightjar

Remember what? A wonderful ruse to get more money out of folks for more disposable cardboard? I'd get it in the neck if I did get her a card!

R.

Reply to
TheOldFellow

How does that work, when your mother died in 1971 12 months after you married?

Dave

Reply to
Dave

If it is, she hasn't told me! :P

Andy

Reply to
Andy Champ

Careful here, she might not like the mess ;-)

Dave

Reply to
Dave

That's a new one on me. Errm.... let me rephrase that...

Reply to
Andy Champ

It's not too late to give her that special Valentines gift.

Adam

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ARWadsworth

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