You are John Terry and I claim my £5. ;-)
You are John Terry and I claim my £5. ;-)
Thanks, I spilled my hot chocolate when I read that!
But I assure you, I was talking about the same person. Honestly. :-)
Funny how their shares have yielded such good dividends then...
I suspect Andy is unaware of the term 'Pearl Necklace'.
"Are you going to follow your wife to the Carribean?"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went on her own accord."
"When we were kids we put a banger in a cows arse"
"rectum ..."
That was the original. Mine was an improv based on that. Genius innit?
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Is that in the biblical sense?
Nah - the Jakarta one was doing the rounds when I was young, back in the 60s (as was mine as well). I heard a more up to date version a year or so ago which is a bit more extreme, revolving around a young lad and Thailand. I'm sure I have no need to type it in here.
I would think anyone buying flowers at Tesco or at a garage was not really putting any thought into the gift.
Colin Bignell
But is that why blokes buy flowers? I reckon its simply because we know we will get stick if we don't.
Nightjar They don't sell Strelitzia
"I gave her some flowers."
"Strelitzia?"
"No, she...."
Better descriptions here
I wouldn't. A gift is appreciated, but not expected, even after nearly
40 years together.Colin Bignell
Remember what? A wonderful ruse to get more money out of folks for more disposable cardboard? I'd get it in the neck if I did get her a card!
R.
How does that work, when your mother died in 1971 12 months after you married?
Dave
If it is, she hasn't told me! :P
Andy
Careful here, she might not like the mess ;-)
Dave
That's a new one on me. Errm.... let me rephrase that...
It's not too late to give her that special Valentines gift.
Adam
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