The next door neighbour is home with his stitched on finger. A nice piece of surgery. He will be able to pick his nose with that finger when it heals up. It was the chop saw that did the nasty deed.
He got a bloke in to finish the laminate floor.
And what had this bloke done? Stuck a nail through a CH pipe whilst putting the beading down and failed to notice what he had done. The laminate is ruined (no big deal) and all the downstairs carpets are wet through.
Adam