Off topic, but a bit of light relief
FIFTY YEARS AGO
Can you remember what you were doing exactly fifty years ago yesterday? (That's assuming you were born.)
On the morning of February 16th 1972 I was attempting to collect dinner money from a class of 35 assorted malcontents and troublemakers. The new coins had only appeared that morning, and a few kids had been to the shops and got them in change. Otherwise, we were using ?old money?.
As an aside, for months before D Day the government had been distributing large quantities of the ?new money? in the form of (worthless) plastic coins. These were for children and adults to practice with. Lots of these coins went into the schools, and most were stolen and taken home, in the belief that come D Day they would be legal tender.
The central problem with Dinner Money was that the price was 1/9d per day, and there was no exact decimal equivalent. Most kids paid weekly:
1/9d times five = 8/9d (eight shillings and nine pence). In New Money they now paid the nearest equivalent to 8/9d, which was 44p. But some parents couldn?t afford either 8/9d or 44p on a Monday, so they sent 9p dinner money on each day of the week when they had it to send. This meant that if they managed to send 9p every day from Monday to Friday they had sent a total of 45p. But the ?rich? kids had only paid 44p! In the Proletarian People?s Republic of South Yorkshire that was a political scandal just waiting to happen. So it was decreed, in a hastily distributed instruction from the West Riding County Council Education Dept that a separate Decimal Dinner Money register had to be kept, in which it was to be recorded which kids had paid five consecutive lots of 9p in the week. On Friday afternoon the main educational task was the distribution to these children of their one New Penny change. If a child had only bought four dinners that week there was no penny, and this was perceived as being grossly unfair. Letters soon started to come from parents, along the lines of, ?He missed the Wednesday before last but then he had Thursday and Friday dinners, then last week he had Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. I made sure he had the Wednesday so there was five in a row. So could you send the penny please?? and ?He was off on Tuesday for the dentist but he had all the other days so could you send the penny please? It?s not my fault his teeth are bad.? These matters had to go to arbitration. Luckily the Head had little sympathy with these claimants and never paid up.I wonder if anyone else who was teaching at the time remembers this fiasco?
Bill