It's all become clear now

[geoff]

not a house, its a post apocalyptic survival bunker

I bet there's a secret cellar somewhere containing food and other provisions for surviving armageddon

[F Murtz]

I wish you lot would stop posting things that no one in the world can see except pommies.

[brass monkey]

LOL, but it's a UK ng :D

[geoff]

Uk.d-i-y - not meant for forrin mukkees