It's my biffday today & SWMBO bought me a Fubar! Must have seen me drooling over one in a catalogue!
What a tool - just holding it makes you want to destroy something! Very heavy, can also be used as a club hammer.
Could be a very useful piece of kit - not used in anger yet, but I can't wait to play.
OK - I'm a tool freak - I admit it!
Also got some smelly's & a snazzy new polo shirt - so if you spot a well dressed fragrant person wrecking something - its me!
Happy birthday, Dave.
Now you've got me worried. Not knowing what a Fubar is, I Googled it. F***d Up Beyond All Repair didn't sound right,
John
Any more of that & I'll send the Gay Mafia around
It gets its name from the initials F U Be A wRecker. Modern spelling is dreadful. Happy birthday
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Many happy returns Dave!
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