But make sure you "lose" the assembly instructions.
But make sure you "lose" the assembly instructions.
Stop deflecting from the fact that your wife does not or cannot assist you. I get the feeling she's a nagger.
My wife is actually quite good at DIY (and not just decorating, although she is much better at that than me).
Probably comes from her first 'proper' job, which was at B&Q (what do you expect wit an English Lit. degree?). That was in the days when B&Q employees had to know things (it was one of the very early shops). [1]
She'll help with the other stuff if I ask, that's all. As I will if she needs a piece of wallpaper held.
[1] If you're interested, she's now Head of Computing in a large school.
In her defence, she's much better at decorating than I am so I let her do it. With the exception of cleaning paint brushes. She's rubbish at that.
Stop doing diy?
And to be on topic - my divorce was a DIY divorce.
The wife picked up the forms from the court and brought them round to my house and we filled them in together, I gave her half the money for the costs - which was a Birthday present from my parents[1] - she sent the forms away and the job was done.
[1] It really happenedMum "What do you want for your Birthday" Me "Dunno, fancy paying for my divorce" Mum "That will make a change you normally want work boots or tools"
Well the simple answer is to put a TV in the kitchen.
Jhesus, no way I want to be subjected to some of the shit she watches.
(We have a TV in the kitchen.)
Tell me about it.
When I was married she used to watch Friends, Ally McBeal and some other show that I cannot remember the name of.
The current gf watches similar sorts of American shit.
TBH the only things she watches which I refuse to be present for are Coronation Street and Strictly Dancing Cum (I think that's what it's called). Those and The Archers.
I'll see you down the pub when they are on:-)
But does your pub show boring football? ;-)
Love to. But sadly, I fear you are a bit far away for popping out for a quick pint.
Isn't that a tautology?
And no decent pub has a telly. Or recorded music.
Getting rather difficult to find round here.
Intellectual woman?
Oooooh.... Dangerous.
Only since an electrician set up a dodgy Sky box.................
Not even Vintage TV?
They will let them become prime minister one day.
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