Yes ffolkks. Its the latest greatest scam from Yours Truly.
Invented by t'other half inadvertently.
Just sign up for all the free clothing/garden furniture/plant/how to enlarge your breasts/etc etc. catalogues you can get, online, and stick them in the wood burning stove for the winter.
Smart eh?
Keeps your local postman busy, and, with luck, will bankrupt the companies concerned in due course....
But they don't burn, IMHE. Junk is printed on shiny paper, and there's simply too much ash in it.
I think my computer heats the house by itself anyway.
Colin Bignell
I only get offers to enlarge my penis.
I sometimes wonder about the knowledge of anatomy of the folk who make such offers.
Mary
i get offers to cure my impotence :)
sammi
Do they work?
Mary
There is a chap who is totalling up how big his would be if he took up all the offers. Last I heard it was about seven feet long.
Colin Bignell
"nightjar .uk.com>"
You mean they send them to men?
Goodness, how quaint!
Mary
i wouldn't know, it's not somthing females generally have a problem with. :)
sammi
Colin Bignell wrote | There is a chap who is totalling up how big his would be if he | took up all the offers. Last I heard it was about seven feet long.
That could be handy; one could go for a leak in the pub without having to leave one's table. Or give the missus a good time in the bedroom whilst still watching footie in the lounge.
Mind you, be painful if the door slammed shut on it.
Owain
I didn't know you were a female ... I have a grandson called Sammy ...
Mind you, I have a granddaughter called Robyn ...
It's all very confusing.
Mary
no, it's apparently not obvious, sorry. :)
i always thought if i sgned it sammi with an i it would be obvious, but no. nevermind :)
sammi
Sorri ...
Mari :-)
Hi,
Might be possible to compost them, compost bins need some carbon as part of a healthy balanced diet.
cheers, Pete.
In message , Mary Fisher writes
'Spesh the ones offering ME breast enlargement (as if I need it)
There is all sorts on offer in Amsterdam.
I thought you'd been to Belgium. I was under the impression that that was the sort of thing on offer in Amsterdam......
.andy
To email, substitute .nospam with .gl
I deffo didn't get that far. Amsterdam's a fair way from Liege
In fact I got as far as the veranda and then various alcoholic beverages more or less got in the way of me getting much further
... and almost knacked my suspension on the way back
In message , IMM writes
No, really ?
Maxie, there is. I was there recently and saw a tubby man in spats walking down the street.
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