SWIPBA*1 has a piano, it's an upright and looks pretty old to my eyes. Made in London, and by W Barron & Co, Ltd.
A number of possible scenarios await this over grown cheese cutter in nice enough wooden cabinet.
One of which is to dispose of it. Where on earth does one start with that?
Can it be worth anything? I was wondering about emptying the box and making it more interesting for life in the modern world, like maybe a domestic internet station for downstairs and visitors. LCD screen in middle of upper panel and keyboard where the erm,... keyboard is! ;O)
I remember a long time ago that there was a competition - either on TV or at a fete, can't remember now - where teams were given a challenge to see who could fit a piano through a letterbox, or some other smallish opening. I think there may have been a charity element to the challenge.
Thus a bit of fun can be had with something like a piano that is beyond its useful life. You end up with a pile of small bits which are then easy to dispose of.
Just don't try smashing a piano unless all the strings have been slackened off first -- the force across a piano frame is very large and presents a serious hazard if you are just going to lay into the thing with a hammer or similar...
"PoP" wrote | Gnube wrote: | >One of which is to dispose of it. Where on earth does one start with | >that? | I remember a long time ago that there was a competition - either on TV | or at a fete, can't remember now - where teams were given a challenge | to see who could fit a piano through a letterbox, or some other | smallish opening. I think there may have been a charity element to the | challenge. | Thus a bit of fun can be had with something like a piano that is | beyond its useful life. You end up with a pile of small bits which are | then easy to dispose of.
It would be more fun to make it a condition that the team can reassemble the piano afterwards into a playable condition.
Perhaps a catflap rather than a letterbox would make it a little more reasonable.
Well, not an expert in such matters, but is it playable? If it has a metal frame then it may be possible to tune it properly and therefore it could be worth something.
If it's a wooden framed model then perhaps it won't have retained much musical value, so unless it's a collectable name (Broadwood et al) then it's value is probably negligable.
You may get some nice, well seasoned wood out of it for projects if you decide to break it up...
As one is likely to damage the piano, oneself or both, I'd concur unless the foreman was called Frederick and was given to using the exclamation, "Right!"...
On the other hand, a smashed piano is likely to suit one's neighbours.
Thanks for the idea, but I reckon the wood is worth having and by the time it fitted through a letter box, it wouldn't be!
I wonder how one gets at and rid of the wires and metal frame bit? The piano wire itself should be usable assuming that is literally what the strings are (?)
Actually, are they? Is Piano Wire an accurate name? Or is it a wishful thinking legendary urban myth type name?)
What will unwind the tension from them to unstring such a beast - which end do you start - low notes or high notes? Middle?
The eponymous Fred was Fred Dibnah, a feller of chimneys who favoured the use of burning tyres and pallets, because no-one would trust the cack-handed pillock with anything more hazardous than a bonfire night sparkler.
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