Recently had the misfortune of a bird dropping in to the top of the chimney. We could hear it flapping about and boy did it make a mess. The complete lounge carpet was covered with a fine mist of soot, worse by the hearth and progressively thinner the further it travelled. Kitchen is some 20 feet away and that took 5 mops to get ris of the soot. Don't know what happenned to bird. It never dropped right down so it either died or got out. Kind of reminds me of the time I got a call at work from SWMBO. "Nig their's a blackbird in the dining room". Me thinks Ha, I'll sort this out and enters dining room with pillow case. H'mm, bloody big blackbird, its a bloody crow. Any way he was having none of it and fearing for the bay window and the crow, I managed to chuck a dust sheet over him. Amazing how he calmed right down. Scoops him up and put him on the front lawn. Remove dust sheet, get the obligitory telling off from crow and off he goes. Any way, bought 4 cowls for top of chimneys. Been watching the birds for a week and they are in and out of the top of the pots. Yesterday I decided to evict them. Puts ladder up front and armed with the 4 cowls scrambled up roof and chimmied me way along the ridge. The crows all cleared off as soon as the ladders went up the front. I was in the process off hanging on to three cowls, one in thover hand balancing on ridge and trying to insert said cowl at arms length into the top of one pot when a crow decides to see what i'm up to. Circling approx 10 foot above me head he is taking rather an interest. So were his mates as in the next few minutes there was about a dozen off then all circling over head. I must admit that I was getting rather un easy. Took a look around and there was no quick exit for me. Flapped me arm around and yelled at them and they took flight and sat in a tree, not too far away, where they observed. Me quickleys put cowls in top of pots and scurries back down the roof and back on to terra firma. Me god, me legs were shaking. Do they attack people?
Legin