Cheerfully unhelpful suppliers

Nov 24, 2011 50 Replies

A bit back I was doing some plumbing. I bought some 15mm copper and some other bits and pieces and I asked for a valve. 'A valve', said the guy, me, 'yes a 15mm valve'. I was having a bit of a brain fart and couldn't remember exactly what I needed to ask for, he was staring at me blankly so I said 'for shutting the water off'. He stared at me blankly, I added, 'a valve, for stopping the flow of water'. 'Your terminology is blowing me away' he said. Me, 'two bits of pipe, valve between them for turning the water off', him, 'oh, an isolator. (note the omission of the word valve).



More recently I bought some wall units from a local timber place. I was using them as base units so the worktop I was buying needed cutting in half lengthways, I asked if they could do it for me and the fella said, almost gleefully I thought, that they couldn't. I thought I was being my usual cynical self but I detected another hint of cheerfulness when I was putting them in the car and he asked where I was going to take them to get them cut. I told him not to worry, i'd manage.



This week I am in the electrical suppliers. I need a type C breaker, he asks what sort of breakers I currently have, I tell him, he says he has type B breakers but can't get C types the same as the ones I have. I come away empty handed and do a bit of research and find that most breakers are the same size and shape and will sit happily with each other. So I go back and buy a couple of breakers and ask if he has any busbar. Not for that CU he says. So I leave with no busbar but then i'm thinking that if the breakers are the same dimensions then surely the busbar is the same. So I go back and he admits he has none and doesn't keep it.



Do people get a buzz out of being unhelpful?


Sadly a lot of people seem to get a buzz out of other peoples misfortune. Often found in folk who lead fairly mundane lives.

Mike

In message , R D S writes

You have to ask yourself

"Is it me or the rest of the world?"

Don't attribute to malice things that can be adequately explained by stupidity.

E.g. Burgers sold in packs of 4, burger buns sold in packs of 6.

But yes, most shop assistants have nothing to gain from being helpful. It means nothing to them whether you buy anything or not.

In several companies that I've worked for, the bods behind the stores counters all seem to have the same unhelpful pedantic bastard gene.

As someone elsewhere once commented, their credo seems to be "It's called 'Stores' because we store stuff. If we were meant to issue it, it would be called 'Issues'..."

-- Halmyre

Sounds to me like the OP is a victim of DIYer-at-a-trade-supplier-syndrome. Would have made a good Two Ronnies sketch:

DIYer: "I'd like a length of wood please" Supplier "Eh? Haven't got any of those." DIYer: "But the sign says you're a timber yard!" Supplier: "Oh, right you mean timber... " DIYer: "OK, do you have any lengths of TIMBER, three inches wide by two inches thick?" Supplier: "ooh, no" DIYer: "Well what's this then?" Supplier: "Oh, you mean toobithree..."

Maybe life is so boring, winding up the odd person is a highlight of their day.

On the other hand, maybe he is videoing it and it will appear on the web.. Brian

Which sums up the core problem of why this country is crap. When I came out of uni in 1990 (recession) and had to take a job in the Jobcentre (well,

*they* were busy): it was quite possibly the most boring job I have ever had but it did not stop me from taking pride in the work. I used to get a kick out of making sure the job ads on the boards were up to date, arranged in order and tallied with the daily computer listing.

Sad, I know - but that's me. If I have to do something, I like to do it nicely - an atribute that is sadly lacking in a great many places.

Storemen do seem to delight in running their own fiefdom. Whilst they could do that and be helpful ("no one runs a stores like I do, we have everything you need produced in 20 seconds") a few seem to delight in taking the approach of "bow before your master, pleb, because to need something of me and I need nothing from you"...

Not much call round here for an answer to that, Squire.

Particularly if it's Stationary Stores.

Owain

As do a certain class of railway employee.

"Does this train go through X?"

"Ar."

"Don't stop there though."

Owain

'Does this train stop at Waterloo?' 'There will be a f*ck of a bang if it doesn't'

They're the sort - along with other petty officials - that would become 'secret police' under other circumstances/in another country.

I was up in York helping my son fit a dish washer. We needed a valve so went to the little ironmongers round the corner. Do you have a valve? He rummages through the many drawers that these small shops have. Yes I have a valve but its my last one, I don't think I can let you have it!!

Me: "Do you have anything short and thicker than these two?". Supplier: "No". Me: "Well look in the mirror tomorrow morning".

Supplier: "Our staff have the right not to be insulted". Me: "So you will not be going home to your mother tonight then?".

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