Britains' oldest boiler..

[Mary Fisher]

I've just heard it again. I promise you I sound NOTHING like that! Nor would I have stressed the same words. Heigh ho!

Mary

[Mary Fisher]

OK, lets burn all the anti capitalists in parliament.

What are you waiting for?

There must be SOME ...

[Chris Bacon]

Some things are so flippin' wet and useless they'd *never* burn, unfortunately.

[Matt]

Imagine you post some diatribe saying "combi's are suitable for all situations." Someone then tells you that you are, as usual talking bollocks. You then stop posting "combi's are suitable for all situations" and go back to the counter and sell some more copper tanks so you can get that promotional gonk for the end of your promotional biro.

That is feedback.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave Plowman (News)" saying something like:

I see that a lot; no forethought given to replacement hassle, especially on hot presses.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember "Dave Plowman (News)" saying something like:

'Spent' you mean.

[Guy King]

The message from Grimly Curmudgeon contains these words:

Don't like seeing it at all - it should all be tucked up safely somewhere.

[Doctor Drivel]

Lord Hall stop prattling balls...as usual.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

As if.

[John Rumm]

Interestingly enough, I heard a claim the other day (sorry can't remember were) that the actual number of recorded burnings of witches in the uk was in fact only two! Which if true means it is surprising how something that happened so infrequently can make become so entrenched in folk law.

[meow2222]

I detect an optimist! And I shant mention ghosts, fairies, fairness, santa claus, justice, etc

NT

[Matt]

I'd heard it on QI a few months ago. Having said that some of their researchers do make the occasional gaffe.

[Doctor Drivel]

That is very good. The senile one mange two words in that sentence. V Good. He is a Cheggers fan you know.

[Owain]

You can always tell an Aberdonian's kilt - comes with inside pockets.

Owain

[Doctor Drivel]

[John Rumm]

Apparently you can identify his original clan as well if you look under the kilt. If you see a couple of quaterpounders he is probably a McDonald. ;-)

[Owain]

And if he tries to tell you it's "condensed makes double" he's probably a Campbell

Owain

[Guy King]

The message from Chris Bacon contains these words:

You really shouldn't talk about some of our "senior" posters like that.