Bloody electrostatic nylon based thermal underwear

[ARWadsworth]

The girlfriend recieved a nasty shock to her lips this evening when I got in from work tonight and greeted her.

[RCW2]

Good job she weren't feeling frisky then LOL!

[Cash]

Shoudn't be using a megger to 'keep it up' Adam - especially in 'damp' areas! ;-)

Cash

[Brian Gaff]

I've ben similar things all day, but mainly to myself unfortunately when I touch anything which is earthed. What have they done to M/SO underwear?

Brian

[dennis]

Its the weather, the humidity is very low.

[ARWadsworth]

Minus 3 this morning and no frost on the van widows.

[Bob Eager]

Probably get a lot of static shocks off their lips then...

[grimly4]

What lips?

[Fredxx]

Was she expecting a kiss from someone else?

[The Natural Philosopher]

ITYM 'which lips' ?

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[Dave Plowman (News)]

Nice to hear you go in for some foreplay. ;-)

I'm allergic to nylon next to the skin. How come cotton underwear always has nylon labels that irritate more than dribble?

[Jules Richardson]

You're not supposed to wear them on your head, you know.

[ARWadsworth]

Witches lips.

[ARWadsworth]

I wonder if dribble has a name tag sewn into his straightjacket?

This weeks weather forecast suggests there will be a few more electrical shocks for the gf.

[Jules Richardson]

He probably has one saying "if found, please return to..." and then the address of his asylum.

[ARWadsworth]

I assumed that he was in a secure asylum and just did not want the other inmates wearing his underwear.

[Jules Richardson]

Perhaps he has some form of attached string contrivance so that they don't go missing, like small children sometimes do with mittens.

[Clive George]

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Too much information.