Best kettle and dep fat fryer

[Tony Williams]

The fish and chip shop in the Dolphin centre in Tring.......

[John Laird]

You seem to have triggered a major thread drift, but for what it's worth I've been very pleased with a Tefal Vitesse kettle.

-- "Spice is the variety of life."

[Aidan Karley]

Never actually seen one on sale in Aberdeen. Had to go to Auchterarder to get one. (It's a small town much closer to Glasgow than Aberdeen.)

[Aidan Karley]

In Glasgow, when a seagull leaves a deposit on you (particularly on a new coat), it's considered a sign of good luck. Which probably says more about Glasgow than it does about seagull shit.

[Aidan Karley]

1) scalding hot fat 2) the seagulls will have the top two joints off your fingers