B&Q could buy several copies of the book they plan to circulate in any
charity book shop, saving themselves money and helping charities at the
same time. It is almost as common as second hand copies of the Da Vinci
Well, if they're on he ball, they'll sell them some cable snips as well to
get them of afterward.
Maybe strawberry flavoured?
I expect there'll be a big rush to A&E with people with slit wrists/whatever
trying to cut them off with kitchen knives.
What was that Dr Who in Tom Baker where the Dr and IIRC Romana (maybe
Leela) were tied up with vines which would shrink as they drived and
stretch them (people not the vines)?
The Dr sang out a high note (which caused Romana/whoever to tell him off
as it didn't hurt that much so soon). However what he did was cause a
glass skylight to break letting in rain onto the vines which then went
soggy and slack.
There are already companies cashing in though. an advert on a freeview
channel after 10pm a couple of nights ago has a 50 shades gift pack. It t
was an online sex toy shop, but one wonders about the way the items were
I see a lot of strange injuries presenting at a/e in the next few months,,
The staff could do with a good laught I reckon.
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Indeed, my wife is hospital consultant, don't hear so many tales now as
A&E isn't her area. But when they were all more junior doctors I heard
quite a few.
I think basically, if you imagine something being put somewhere (and
sometimes things you can't imagine), they've seen it......
A mate of mine returned from an A&E conference (he was running the AV
systems for the event) with some tales... One that sticks in the mind
(and by the sounds of it elsewhere!) was how to get a pint glass out of
a rectum (length of rope with a knot in the end, and plaster as used for
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