Of course not, this is England.
Typically just as SWMBO went to empty the bathroom sink, there was a flood of water.
After mopping up, I saw the screw that goes through "the bit the plug goes in" had corroded and snapped causing the "bit the waste pipe plugs into" to fall down.
No problem - box of screws. Found one. Refit ...
Oh, hang on, there's a gasket/washer that goes between the BTWPPI and the body of the sink and it's become distorted and hardened. Sure enough, refitting and it leaks. I need a new one.
Pop around the corner to the plumbers merchants to discover (a) you can't get them loose and (b) whatever bits I need he doesn't have ("Funny that, I always have some in").
Having been bitten more times than I can recall with guessing what things are (a) called and (b) actually measure, I resign myself to B&Q so I can inspect the range.
As you'd expect, they didn't have anything remotely close to what I had.
Finally took a put at Screwfix and ordered something which looked right.
Of course it wasn't - the hole was too big (I'm guessing a 32/40 mm issue). But - as I kinda factored in - the washer did fit.
SWMBO believes that I've had at least 10 plumbing experiences now where I've taken the parts in to a chorus of blank looks or "Sorry mate, can't help you" from "the experts".