blocked toilet! Andrex wet wipes - the culprit! How to unblock?

I'll pay you £60 to post a picture with your hands down the toilet You don't even have to do anything else - just use the cash to pay a professional. I'll pay £120 if you put your head down and I will pay £250 if you...
Posted by mo in UK Do-It-Yourself Forum 19 years ago 
TOT Electric cars will be cheaper to run

As a pensioner I pay income tax on my earnings from savings, including government pension and any other pension income, I pay council tax and I pay VAT on everything as well as fuel duty and alcohol duty. The *only* tax I *don't* pay, is national insurance.
Posted by The Natural Philosopher in UK Do-It-Yourself Forum 5 years ago 
Bricks fell saga cont.

Never, EVER, let a guy do a job for "whatever the insurer will pay". You get what you pay for. MAKE the insurer pay for a "good" /"proper" job.
Posted by h in Home Repair 17 years ago 
For Drilling Holes In Tree Stumps

Grew up on an apple ranch and when I was just a little tyke, Uncle Richard would just dig a hole down next to the stump, wire up a stick or two next to it, walk way far away, and blow the stump out.......the good old days!!!
Posted by ken in Home Repair 22 years ago 
How many gallons of gasoline would it take to charge an iPhone?

Well, except for Apple which is changing to yet another smaller connector but (of course) a proprietary one...
Posted by AJL in Home Repair 14 years ago 
cutting down / cutting up trees

Apple wood will scent your room, With incense-like perfume. Oak and maple, if dry and old, Keep away the winter's cold. But ash wood wet or ash wood dry, A king will warm his slippers by.
Posted by Morris Dovey in Woodworking Forum 17 years ago 
Reconditioned vs. New

Refurbished is a great way to buy electronics at a much more reasonable price with a fair warranty (think Apple products).
Posted by KLS in Home Repair 17 years ago 
Cooker madness

Procida" wrote in message news:1go07qn.yx3fki190bqioN% snipped-for-privacy@apple-juice.co.uk... Ooo. Equations! As Zanussi = Indesit =Ariston = The Merloni Brothers as well you can bunch them up a bit! Hmm where have you been living not to notice this so far.
Posted by Bob Mannix in UK Do-It-Yourself Forum 21 years ago 
Superjaws best professional portable vice around

Anyone would think I'd poked a stick in your mummies homemade apple pie, or that I advertised regularly at least once a week / month. Get a life MBS
Posted by MrBlueSkye in UK Do-It-Yourself Forum 21 years ago 
Aldi DIY offers next week:

In message , Eric The Viking writes Has anyone out there managed to get these Apple Pies to fit the router table Aldi had on offer recently? I consider myself reasonably competent in matters mechanical but whatever I do, the flipping pie just falls through the hole in the table.
Posted by Andrew Sinclair in UK Do-It-Yourself Forum 20 years ago