The state of California just announced that Michael Jackson could not be buried within the boundaries of the state of California. During autopsy it was determined that due to repeated reconstructive surgeries, his body contained a large amount of plastics, Bondo and other substances that can endanger the state's ground water supply.
They will have to grind him up and recycle him.
RonB
They're going to make him into Lego blocks so the kids can play with him instead of vice versa.
Max
The other white meat!
nb
That's really sick, Ron.. I love it..
I pasted it into Facebook, to see if I could be the local s*it-disturber this morning..
mac
Please remove splinters before emailing
We woke up to the sound of a thunderstorm this morning.
Then we found out it was Elvis kicking the hell out of Michael for marrying his daughter.
RonB
While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.
While being held down by John Lennon and George Harrison.
And, of course, the Elephant Man.
B.
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