This title from the Miami Herald looks like Al or Eric could have written it... :-)
Mildred wears white and has puffy purple lips
Name: Lc. Mildred Rives
Description: A classic Cattleya hybrid orchid that blooms faithfully in midwinter, Lc. Mildred Rives adds grace to any setting, from shadehouse to living room. The flower is called a semi-alba, which means white with a colored lip. She was registered in 1976. <snip>