I never owned a stud sensor until last week when I found one at a
garage sale for a quarter. I bought the thing, and when I got home
put in a battery. Thats when I found it really does work. I always
thought they were intended to sense the 2x4 studs in a wall, but I
never knew they could also sense a male stud, such as myself. After
inserting the battery, I turned it on, and held it against my pants
over my penis. All four lights lit up as soon as it was directly over
my penis. I always considered myself an average male, but according
to this stud sensor, I am one hell of a stud to get all 4 lights to
turn on at once. Showing this to my wife got her all excited and she
had fun watching it light up as it crossed my penis. This meant we
had to have sex immediately, which was great.
By the way, just for grins, I put it between my wife's legs and it did
not light up, and she's one hot woman. This proves that stud sensors
are just for men.
I think this stud sensor is going to rejuvinate our marriage.....
I also have a new opinion of my maleness and feel much more masculine.
That was a quarter well spent.....
If you think this is just BS, go ahead and try it yourself. Take your
stud sensor and hold it against your pants over your penis. If it
lights up, let us know. This surely separates the men from the boys.
I cant guarantee that all brands will work, so I guess we'll all find
out who the real mean are on this newsgroup.