Stick a Pig on the Lipstick

[Kurt Ullman]

"In college I majored in animal husbandry until they caught me at it one day" -Tom Lehrer

[AZ Nomad]

The funniest thing is that Obama uses a very very common expression in talking about McCain dressing up the same old shit, and suddenly Palin takes it personaly.

There's a line in the original Dune book that seems to fit: "My son displays a general garment and you claim it's cut to your fit?"

That Palin took it personally indicates that she really thinks of herself as a pig in lipstick.

[Rob]

Ok, Osamabama is a spade.

[RickH]

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But with all the belly-laughs and guffawing from the audience and Obama over it, you would have to be very neive to think that it was not directed, related, associated, or whatever with Palin. Normally an audience would not have such an uproar unless they immediately put

2 and 2 together. Which they did. So I think it was a planned, well- veiled intentianal association.

[HeyBub]

A spade CAN be a suite in a the deck, but only if you build a house of cards.

[AZ Nomad]

Only to somebody who can't tell the difference between playing cards and garden tools.

[HeyBub]

Only if they're clever:

Heckler: "Mr. Churchill, I'd sooner vote for the devil than vote for you!" Winston Churchill: "And on Wednesday next you'll get the chance."

Woman: "Mr. Churchill, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea!" Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

Woman: "Mr. Churchill, I don't know which I detest more: your politics or your mustache." Churchill: "Never fear, madam. It is unlikely you'll ever embrace either."

[salty]

Woman: Mr. Chruchill, you are druink. You are very, very drunk.

Churchill: Madam, you are ugly. You are most exceedingly ugly... Tomorrow, I shall be sober.

[AZ Nomad]

And only if that house of cards has some nice landscaping. :-p

[Kurt Ullman]

Approved by the HOA (G&D&R)

[Banty]

"Neive"?? Hee.

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Belly laughs and guffaws?? I only hear cheers. The kind delivered after any good political line. And after a long list of reasons referring only to McCain, and to how and there is no possibility of "change" coming from that campaign, however they try to co-opt the word. You could stand to listen to what he's saying, too. Although certain other people would rather we be talking about pigs....

Oh, and Obama has some good ideas for education. With him in office, maybe you could learn to spell!

Banty

[Edwin Pawlowski]

2 and 2 together. Which they did. So I think it was a planned, well- veiled intentianal association.

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I agree, but I just don't see the people/media getting all out of joint because of ti. Rather than get all huffy, continue the joke and take advantage of the notice. Sad that the slightest comment gets people all upset. Dont get mad, get even.

[StephnKing]

"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote in news:Y4Gyk.114$ [e-mail]:

McCain said the SAME phrase in reference to Hillary. What makes that Alaskan hag so special.....NOTHING.

[Edwin Pawlowski]

Well while she is nothing special, she is certainly better looking than Hillary. It's 1:00 AM and last call at the bar. Which one would you pick to go home with?

[mm]

He has said the same line several times in the campaign, before Palin was involved at all. It would be best to look at audience response on those other occasions.

If you are inclined to email me for some reason, remove NOPSAM :-)

[badgolferman]

Sarah Palin would never have lasted that long before going home...

[Gay-Jonny]

I'd pick the man sitting on the barstool next to me.

Gay Jonny

[Bert Byfield]

This is alt.politics. Homos think "politics" means anything that happens in their pants, but this is a demented idea.

[Bert Byfield]

Geez, this is alt.home.repair, too. Who would cross post alt.home.repair, alt.fan.miss-manners, and alt.politics? I apologize to alt.home.repair for this accidental cross post. I thought XNEWS caught all these, but maybe they are using a method that gets around XNEWS.